Unisex Hoodies- Eastside Catholic Mafia

FOR THE ONES WHO WORE A HOODIE OVER THEIR POLO AND CALLED IT “UNIFORM.”

You were definitely out of dress code, but somehow avoided detention. This hoodie’s for the ones who snuck gum in class, passed origami-folded notes, and had a “girl/boyfriend” they never actually spoke to. You lived for four square, feared group confession, and silently judged everyone who left early during Stations of the Cross.

It’s the uniform for those of us that got picked last in kickball but first to wipe down the chalkboard while covered in chalk dust, and could switch from playground trash talk to the Nicene Creed without missing a beat.

This hoodie is for your side of town. For your parish. For your people. And yeah, it’s still technically out of dress code.